If your creative juices are low, contact this guy. Englanders, I think we should add this to the weekend tours.
Keep in mind, however, that creativity can be abused in excess. For example, the following late-night conversation with my Alaskan band director friend...
Moose-Tipping: I'm doing a clarinet troubleshooting guide
VitaFortissima: Ha!
VitaFF: voluntarily?
VitaFF: does it involve guns and ammo?
VitaFF: and target practice?
M-T: I wish
M-T: The title of the project is "Troubleshooting the High School Clarinet Player"
M-T: I wanted to write "[Trouble]Shooting..."
VitaFF: :-D
VitaFF: You should write it, then spoof it.
M-T: "If your clarinet sounds like this... you need a 9mm"
VitaFF: "When adjusting the contra-bass clarinet, using an Uzi is recommended."
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